LITTLE LAMB

DO YOU LIKE LAMB?

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB,

SHE SERVED IT ON A PLATTER!

THOSE CHOPS WERE OH, SO GOOD,

THE LEG, IT DIDN’T MATTER!

BUT WHEN THE LEG IS FINALLY SERVED,

YOU SERVE IT WITH A GARNISH.

DRIBBLE MINT JELLY ALL OVER IT,

IN CASE IT TASTES LIKE VARNISH!

A LOT OF FOLKS THAT DO EAT LAMB,

THEY SAY IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN.

BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN LAMB EATERS

STANDING THERE, FINGER LICKIN’

ALL THOSE FOLKS THAT EAT FRYED LAMB,

ALL SAY IT TASTE LIKE——-WELL!!!

I GUESS THAT’S THE REASON WHY,

YOU’LL NEVER SEE  A  —   K – F- L!!

sure had a lot to do, didn’t I?

RW

6/1/10


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